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+# Description:
+#   Poems and whimsical retorts
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot read me a poem - reads a random poem from the hit game Interstate 76
+
+poetry = [ """
+Looking out the window of your room onto a wet rainy day
+Main street under a slate gray afternoon sky
+The light on your face is soft and dim under the lace curtain
+And the streets are empty
+In the distance, there is a flash and a rumble
+Clouds sail the sky like giant wooden ships
+On a blackened evergreen sea
+Capped with foam
+""",
+        """
+I'm a storm torrent across a slate-gray sea
+I rush in billowed reflections a fast, fast dark sky over an Edinburgh's meadow's wet
+I bolt white high through snowfall cold
+I am lightning in the night
+I sprint like fire across a match head
+And leap across lakes of dream-stuff
+Over ancient walls
+Past armies fast as fast is
+Faster than quicksilver can fall into the sun
+I, bounding, prance unstoppable to you
+My all
+My everything dream
+""",
+        """
+It's a high pitched sound
+Hot rubber eternally pressing against a blackened pavement
+A wheel is forever
+A car is infinity times four
+""",
+        """
+From where I lie
+The oceans are deep and dry
+Empty
+The sky is black smoke bearing winter's frozen gifts
+It will snow in this land for a thousand years
+And I will sleep under it...forever
+""",
+        """
+My dream
+It takes place in the white room, in back
+The plaster walls echo sounds
+The brown wood floor is cold and solid beneath my brown, bare feet
+This place was a nursery before
+Now it is empty
+Save for the hollow sound of my voice
+""",
+        """
+This window above the Charles
+Wire embedded in cold frames the world
+Across white space to the frozen shore
+I see through curls and eddies of falling snow
+The once green field
+And a birthday on the grass
+A party for three in the Boston sun
+All now covered with snow
+""",
+        """
+Copley brought me to a monument
+Quiet before the crunch of solitary footfall through ice
+An obelisk stands in the winter city
+Its relief tells of a death and justification
+The precipitation of war
+And my own memories
+""",
+        """
+I'm silver smooth
+Bathed ten times a second in an aerosol fire
+Five thousand degrees in here
+I course with electricity from my feet to my tongue
+Where I vomit a torque-delivering spark
+""",
+        """
+It's nicked at the edges
+And leans backwards, almost reclining
+Grass grows in tufts near where it enters the earth
+Its words are worn with time
+And its stained face is drawn long with wear
+""",
+        """
+It's malleable, my design
+Things just bolt on here and there
+Real clean scraped face
+A new gasket fitted and...
+Tightened and...
+I'm done.
+""",
+        """
+She's my girl
+Pearl white, slick and sexy
+Never complains, always faithful
+She cuts the air like a charging buffalo
+In her arms, it's quiet
+Her engine whispers to me:
+"It's gonna be just fine"
+""",
+        """
+They twist like quad-coiled vipers
+Feeding on combustion's waste
+Black as ink and hot as Hades they join below
+Eternally in shadow, unless of course, I roll
+They belt a rumbling and vibrate fear
+Into the bones of my foe
+""",
+        """
+It's not a happy place, between the dusk and the dawn
+Deep below the well-lit and open spaces
+I wait under the under
+For them to come and rip me asunder
+Tearing my core until morning
+""",
+        """
+Glass, flat and forever
+It stretches out and never stops
+Unless it finds the hills whose lines rise to mountain peaks
+Far as far can be
+""",
+        """
+There is a breeze out here
+That filters through the scrub
+Over hills and down through long dry riverbeds
+Across the Texas blacktop
+It cools the skin and brings the most subtle song in the world
+To the ears of those who listen
+"""
+]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+    robot.respond /(read me)|(how a?bout) a poem/, (msg) ->
+        msg.send msg.random poetry